Just Foolin Around When we oughta be workin

Amazing thing happened a couple a days ago. Daryl announced he had found a muscle, said it was a bicep. He strutted all around the place showin it off. We all looked at it but none of us was too convinced. We just said "Daryl, DUDE, you been spendin too much time down in the pit. The only thing gettin strong about you is your stink, buddy". We all know the real reason Daryl don't ever bring in a 30-pack. It ain't because he's tight. It's cause he can't lift the damned thing up on the counter to pay for it. You know you're in bad shape when you drink more beer than you can lift. Well, he gets his wife to buy it for him, anyhow, and she CAN lift a 30-pack. Hell, she can lift Daryl AND a 30-pack. So I guess now we know why skinny Daryl cusses so much when he tries to unscrew those filters. It's cause he's got two bones hangin there where the guy's arms oughta be. OK, OK, I'm bein real hard on probably the best valve guy West of West Virginia. I think he really is tryin to find his way out of runthood, he just ain't there yet. And look at HotRod there laughin at him. Thinks he's Randy "Macho Man" Savage, but I ain't never seen him pull up his shirt sleeves. OK Daryl, put that boney stick back under your greasy sleeve. (I've seen 10-year-old girls with bigger biceps.) Don't pull it back out til you can pick up a 30-pack.

We zoomed in for a little more magnification here. The arrow, we believe, indicates the location of the bicep.